Father's Day Jokes
Dead Sea Gull
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
A Double Positive Cannot Be Negative
The Lawyer's Choice
An O'Malley Coincidence